10.17.2006

Hey, Kool-Aid!


I spent many a summer day shouting "Hey, Kool-Aid" until I was hoarse. That fat red bastard never would smash through a nearby wall to provide any sort of relief from the heat.

Don't even get me started on my eternal quest for the Honeycomb hide-out.

10.04.2006

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?


In 1976 or so, this commercial ran so often, I could repeat it verbatim, down to the tag line. Enjoy this rare, un-PC selection!

10.02.2006

No little cinnamon gum...


See Peter Billingsley (Messy Marvin, A Christmas Story) smooching a girl in this classic. It begs the question: "is that a tuba, or are you just happy to see me?".